Archive for January, 2004

Don’t mess with da Juggalos!

Jan 31, 2004 in Humor

Stolen from retroCRUSH: Insane Clown Posse fans speak out!

As you may be aware, the Insane Clown Posse is a violent rap-metal act composed of two ex-pro wrestlers in kabuki clown makeup. Their fans, affectionately referred to as “juggalos”, have an unfathomably intense devotion to their heroes. So much so that they literally monitor the internet to collectively stomp on anyone who tries to trash their band. (…treading carefully here)

retroCRUSH included ICP in their “100 Most Annoying Things of 2003″ list, which prompted a torrent of email, a few choice selections of which the webmaster highlights above.

As I recall, ICP was listed Worst Band Ever in Blender magazine (Check out the list here).

Finally, I found it!

Jan 31, 2004 in Humor

“Hey Ya” set to scenes from A Charlie Brown Christmas

Yanked from Lawrence Lessig’s Blog. This was making the rounds about a week ago, but the site that hosted it went down.

Personally, I love Peanuts and think this is very clever and funny.

Remember the “Smack the Penguin” game?

Jan 31, 2004 in Linkage

Well, I was so enamoured by it that I made a tribute page (quite possibly the first!)

http://penguin.omnihosts.net/

This page has links to all the current versions of the game, plus whatever history I was able to dig up on it. Enjoy!

KWYJIBO - A dumb, balding North American ape, with no chin

Jan 30, 2004 in Personal

Just started watching the first season Simpsons DVD. It’s interesting to see how the characters have developed and changed over time. Homer, for example, wasn’t nearly as much of a dolt as he is now. In some ways, the show was much more intelligent and profound back then.

Today at work, a coworker gave me a breaded and deep-fried pickle chip. It actually tasted pretty good, which led me to thinking about the wide variety of foods that could possibly be deep-friend. My co-worker said he tried frying bread once, which didn’t turn out too well. I also tried a deep-fried tomato, which wasn’t too bad either.

We all already know that you can deep fry meats (even whole turkey carcasses), cheese, and most vegetables (broccoli, onion, peppers, cauliflower, cabbage, eggplant, zucchini). But what about fruits? And did you know that people also fry Mars bars, Snickers, Twinkies and Oreos? (these things are really big at state fairs)

Is Rock dead, or just passed out?

Jan 30, 2004 in Pop Culture

Blogcritics.org: Will The Last Great American Rock N Roll Band Please Stand And Wave The Flag

I agree with the sentiments in this article in general, but it’s not that there aren’t bands still doing great rock and roll. The real problem is that rock has stopped being innovative.

Rock has gone through Elvis and Chuck Berry in the ’50s, The Beatles and numerous other great bands in the ’60s, punk rock and metal in the ’70s and ’80s, and culminating in the whole grunge/alt/indie thing in the early ’90s.

We’ve seen rock music branch off into a vast number of genres, subgenres, combinations and permutations. But in 2004, it seems like everything has been done already. Punk, for example, has influenced virtually the entire underground rock scene through the ’80s and ’90s, and has been combined with nearly every musical genre. But when was the last time you heard a punk (-influenced) band that sounded truly original?

The evidence of rock’s decline can be seen in the popular music charts. Last October, for the first time, every artist in the Billboard top 10 was a black hip-hop or R&B artist. Some of the most popular and critically acclaimed music right now is from the hip-hop or R&B genres. Hip-hop has been around for over 20 years, and a number of artists and producers are still innovating. Sure, not all hip-hop is great; some of it is as cliche and outdated as today’s rock. I don’t know about most people, but I for one have been listening to a lot more hip-hop as of late.

I’m not sure myself if there will ever be another shake-up in rock music similar to the ones we’ve seen before. There are bands still out there who continue to evoke the great sounds of rock’s glorious past. But considering that the current crop of great rock bands merely rehash old sounds, it appears that there is nowhere for rock to go but backward.

Univision

Jan 30, 2004 in Humor

Ever watch Univision (Spanish language cable channel), even though you don’t understand Spanish? Ever watch it with the volume down?

Snagged from LJ - megerber

Jan 29, 2004 in Linkage

HOUSTON TRAFFIC RULES FOR PEOPLE VISITING DURING SUPER BOWL XXXVIII,

Success!

Jan 29, 2004 in Personal

Ok, this is it, the debut of my spanking new weblog! After spending two days slogging through the configuration of MT, and learning the intricacies of CSS, I finally have something I’m happy with (for now).

I’m kinda new to stylesheets, so it took a bit of effort to get this design. I had to admit to myself that I suck at design, so I settled for a design that’s similar to my webpage. Being that I suck at design, I keep it as simple as possible: Black background, white text, red, blue and green links, and my beloved Comic Sans MS font (Hope it doesn’t annoy anybody).

Maybe I’ll eventually add some graphics. There’s a problem with my MT install; when I try to save changes to any of the index templates, I get an infernal server error message. (And yes, everything was uploaded in ASCII and the permissions are set right.) To get around it, I have to go into the mySQL database and change the template from there. So I’m trying not to do that too much.

Now I just gotta become familiar with all of the technologies associated with blogging (RSS? Track-back?). Thankfully, I’m not a technical moron, so I should pick it up eventually (though I have felt like a technical tard for the last two days).

Oh, and I really should have been studying for my math test. And going to bed.