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Kiddie smut enticement or fat comic book geek porn?

Sep 28, 2005 in Humor

In the world of illustrated pornography, there’s your japanese hentai/anime stuff, the lowbrow Flash website stuff, the bawdy, crude Tijuana bibles stuff, the underground comix stuff, and then there’s this: A Hollywood lawyer might call it copyright infringement, but I call it a strange and unusual perversion of childhood memories — cartoon porn featuring popular (and copyrighed) animated characters.

  • There’s Cartoon Valley, which has an obvious Disney fetish. If you grew up on movies like Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast or Winnie the Pooh, this site will irreparably corrupt those cherished memories of your favorite characters.
  • What do you get when you cross Girls Gone Wild with the Cartoon Network? Toon Party, featuring what appears to be currently popular cartoon characters in drunken orgies. (Well, probably not Spongebob. He’s asexual. Besides, who’d want to do a sponge?)
  • Drawn Sex plunders the canon of American animation for it’s strange brand of smut.

There’s probably more, but you get my point. Somehow I think I lost a bit of my innocence seeing the Simpsons engaged in incestual behaviors.

MSNBC even did a two-part article on toon porn last year.

In an unrelated proclamation, I hereby declare Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” to be the “Hey Ya” of 2005. If you haven’t yet heard this scintillating slice of modern hip-hop, you soon will. And you’ll soon be sick of it too.