Global Schoolyard Rhymes

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 @ 1:26 am | Humor

The Sneeze has posted his tenth update of the Global Schoolyard Rhymes Project, a collection of bawdy children’s rhymes from around the world. A few of my favorites (translated to English):

Israel: A cat has shat on you, and poo is in your hands!

Russia: 1st person: Say “glue”
2nd person: Glue
1st person: Eat a can of boogers

South Africa: I see a tortoise on the path
I pick him up, he pees on me
I put him down, he does it again
Damn it!

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