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In My Room » Blog Archive » Bush: “Startling” source of energy just on the horizon

Bush: “Startling” source of energy just on the horizon

Monday, February 20th, 2006 @ 8:56 pm | Humor

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Bush: U.S. on Verge of Energy Breakthrough - Yahoo! News

During a speech on his administration’s energy proposals, Bush declared, “Our nation is on the threshold of new energy technology that I think will startle the American people.” Startle? I can only wonder what kind of revolutionary energy technology is just on the horizon…

  • An endless souce of energy, powered by a) human stupidity b) righteous conservative indignation, or c) liberal outrage.
  • Methane production. There’s an endless supply from Taco Bell burritos and all you can eat buffets.
  • Harness energy from global warming. Oh wait, that doesn’t exist…
  • Millions of tiny hamsters exercising in millions of tiny wheels.
  • You’ve seen those potato clocks? Giant potatoes!
  • People.

One Response to “Bush: “Startling” source of energy just on the horizon”

  1. Michael Says:

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    This new and startling source of energy is actually from a parallel universe and by using it, we’ll slowly destroy our universe and theirs..

    Oh wait..that was an Asimov book…

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