The bastard child of Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly!.. rrrawwwrr!

Sunday, March 28th, 2004 @ 2:09 am | Linkage

Look at the picture of the author of this column.Seems awfully young, doesn’t he? Has quite an unusual pompadour too, doesn’t he? This is Kyle Williams. He’s 15, a syndicated columnist, and an author who is fully convinced that liberals are unpatriotic traitors who are out to destroy our nation. Or something like that.

Before you shake your head, check out his blog too. The kid’s actually smarter than most adults. He doesn’t come across as a child who is simply spouting his parent’s political beliefs. And his sense of irony and sarcasm is very acute for a 15-year-old. (On the other hand, 15-year-olds are generally very sarcastic. Scratch that.)

When you combine Kyle’s precocious smarts with the blunt, far-right leanings of a Bill O’Reilly, it is a bizarre combination indeed. I almost thought I had warped into some alternate universe of conversative reasoning. And it was kinda scary. What if I’m on the wrong side, politically speaking? Nahhhhh…

4 Responses to “The bastard child of Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly!.. rrrawwwrr!”

  1. Budgie Says:

    Yeah, I heard about him. Have you ever heard him speak? They played clips of him on the radio one morning, and you want to take him seriously, but he has the voice of a little kid. Heh.

  2. Andrew Says:

    Hmm, I wonder what radio station you were listening to, Miss Closet Republican! (lol!)

    Yeah, I bet he gets that “wow, you’re such a smart little kid” all the time.

  3. Budgie Says:

    Yeah. That’s me. I’m a pro-life, pro-war, pro-second amendment girl who works for Halliburton. (It really is true though!).

  4. Anonymous Says:

    that kid is a joke. i found him to be a mediocre writer for his age (I am 16 and have written essays far greater than any of his). The kid looks and sounds really pretentious! He is no genius(I am and it’s not all it’s cracked up to be) he just uses the same facist rhetoric as the other conservatives.