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Bush: U.S. on Verge of Energy Breakthrough - Yahoo! News

During a speech on his administration’s energy proposals, Bush declared, “Our nation is on the threshold of new energy technology that I think will startle the American people.” Startle? I can only wonder what kind of revolutionary energy technology is just on the horizon…

• An endless souce of energy, powered by a) human stupidity b) righteous conservative indignation, or c) liberal outrage.
• Methane production. There’s an endless supply from Taco Bell burritos and all you can eat buffets.
• Harness energy from global warming. Oh wait, that doesn’t exist…
• Millions of tiny hamsters exercising in millions of tiny wheels.
• You’ve seen those potato clocks? Giant potatoes!
• People.

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